Toilet Paper Printed with The Constitution of the United States (Coming Soon!)

Many of us know a politician, a police officer, a judge deserving of this toilet paper. Men and women of high office and authority who went above and beyond the call of duty when using and abusing their power. They had "constituents", they had "quotas", they had "precedent".. Now it's your turn!.. Here's your chance to own this exquisite communication of your pain and suffering, your faith betrayed.. Send it to whoever you think has earned it.. They can then proceed to do the deed they've been doing with the right equipment.